my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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