I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Less talking, more tequila
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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