i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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