Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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