I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Randomize
