I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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