Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If i come over, it means nothing
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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