Do you still have your period?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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