I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
