i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
why do cheetos always look like penises
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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