This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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