no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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