I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
