At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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