I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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