he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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