He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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