Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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