Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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