I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm bleeding and have questions
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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