Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
