She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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