That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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