He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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