i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Shame - the story of my life.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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