whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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