this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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