Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize