North Korea, Best Korea!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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