Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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