a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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