Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You may now shotgun with the bride
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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