Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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