Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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