do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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