I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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