I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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