just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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