I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You took a bar mat shot.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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