I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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