we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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