I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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