p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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