You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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