it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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