All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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