All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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