we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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