What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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