just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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