I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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