she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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