why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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