Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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