I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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