Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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