ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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